I just made the connection that Canyonlands, UT is Moab. Holy feck, we are going to Moab!
Trip Stats (round trip):
- 2,854 Miles
- 44:47 drivetime
- $668 fuel cost (assuming 10MPG)
- $58.99/night RV Campground (vs. $120/night hotel)
Driving will be split into two 12 hour drives. One overnight somewhere in a Kansas Parking Lot.
The tricky part is actually getting married. Utah has ancient ordainment laws:
A minister, rabbi, priest, county clerk, Native American spiritual adviser, the Governor, mayors, court commissioners and judges, as well as particular members of the legislature may perform wedding ceremonies. Two witnesses over 18 must also be present at the wedding ceremony.
This means that we can’t throw a few grand to someone to snap some photos and say, “Hey, you are married and stuff”. We’ll have to drag along at least three other people for no reason at all, which pisses me off.
A self-uniting marriage is one in which the couple are married without the presence of a third-party officiant. Although non-denominational, this method of getting married is sometimes referred to as a “Quaker Marriage”. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-uniting_marriage
So much for separation of church and state, eh?
An example of a “loose state”:
Illinois law states that “if no individual acting alone solemnized the marriage, both parties to the marriage, shall complete the marriage certificate form and forward it to the county clerk within 10 days after such marriage is solemnized.” Nonetheless, such weddings must be “in accordance with the prescriptions of any religious denomination, Indian Nation or Tribe or Native Group.”
I don’t know why religion must be part of two people combining resources to establish a family unit.
So instead, it seems as if we will be setting up a few cameras to auto snap photos every few seconds, have a drone circle a cliffside, and head to the local courthouse to “make it official”.
Come back, rent an Airbnb to throw a reception party for the weekend. Success.
The folding mattress came, it’s perfect!
Room for two, heated blanket. Power inverter for charging laptops. I put on the Vent Shades for cracking the windows rain free to manage humidity.
I have electrical to do but will likely install the low voltage disconnect on the RV’s house battery first, then get another for the Focus.
We are heading to Nashville in the RV come Spring! A weekend with fuel costs actually ended up being cheaper, $350 vs $600 as hotels are expensive.
We also figured out our wedding stuff. We shall elope and head to the Grand Canyon in the RV, hire a photographer, and come back for a reception party with friends and fam.
Premium campsites are $400 for a week, shitty hotels start at $1000/week.
It all comes down to fuel cost! The longer you stay, the better fuel becomes less of a factor. Considering you take your food with you instead of eating out, it’ll balance out quickly.
Until next time.
There’s no way around it, car camping is sleeping in your car. Quarters will be cramped, storage space is a minimum, and you can’t even shit in a bucket if you need to like if you were in a van.
Still, car camping is the lowest barrier of entry as most own or have access to a car or SUV. Most people won’t be moving in fulltime on the road and may just want a weekend adventure, or a backup plan without having to rent an expensive hotel or sketchy Airbnb while
For some, the idea of throwing on a blanket, reclining their driver seat as far back as it will go, and eating at the local fast food joint comes to mind. There is a better, and much more comfortable way of going about it with some planning. Meet #carcamping.
Your first priority is
I then found a tri-fold memory foam mattress on Amazon for ~$100. 4″ of depth, folds to 25″ sections which will fold and perfectly fit in my rear cargo area when not in use https://amzn.to/2D6yhIB
The result? A ~$175 solution to
You’ll likely want to stay comfortable in varying temperatures as you won’t be able to run your car constantly for climate control (unless you have a Prius, which has electric heat and A/C, one can dream). Next, you’ll want to figure out blankets, a sleeping bag.
Sleeping bags, the king of thermal efficiency in the cold. These aren’t my first choice as they can take some effort to get out of and can be restrictive. I’ll be carrying one for those really cold nights, but I think that I have a better solution.
Your car has a battery and built in generator while the engine is running. A low wattage heated blanket is a godsend in cold Car Camping weather. Layer this under your comforter and you should be well equipped for colder temperatures, with much comfort.
However, being stranded due to a dead battery is not only an inconvenience
I won’t go into too much detail, but all sorts of creature comfort items can be added. Such a power inverter to power your laptop, a 12V fridge to keep food cold, phone chargers, battery chargers for your flashlights, and so on.
The more power you’ll be using (such as watching YouTube before falling asleep each night), the more cycling and charging ability you’ll need to keep these devices charged.
Your next step would be a solar panel, charge controller, and a deep cycle car battery. A panel can be had for ~$150, a charge controller (which regulates the power from the panel to the car battery, it’s required) is around ~$30, and a deep cycle battery can be had for $150~$300 depending on quality.
Your car can be restarted to charge the battery if needed, but I’m geeky enough to think that solar is cool and inexpensive enough to be a major benefit. Imagine if you paired solar with a Prius <3
Now that you have all of this equipment in your car, you may not have space (or never had room, to begin with) for your clothes, food, and needed gear. A rooftop cargo box can add additional space.
These aren’t cheap though. Quality systems for naked roofs are about ~$1,200 from name brands.
That’s about it for me, for now.
And even if you don’t find yourself going on frequent weekend adventures, you can rest assured that no matter where you are, no matter the weather, you always have a warm, and comfortable place to stay.