Heartburn is a bitch

The #1 thing I’ve disliked the most about life, even over death: waking up at 2am with heartburn.

You get all snuggled in bed, you stretch and yawn, fall swiftly asleep.
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

You have a flight the next day that you need sleep for so you can manage your anxiety.
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

Something really exciting and positive is finally happening in your life that you’ve been waiting for!
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

You’ve had a shitty day and have to up your self-care game to focus on getting to sleep.
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

You ate way too many vegan tacos, god they were good!
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

You wake up with heartburn and blog about 2am heartburn, to distract yourself from 2am heartburn.
Fuck you. Up at 2am heartburn.

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